Animal Planet

[StantonBros]

It was just the usual work for Paste, sign this, look over that, correct grammar here, re-send that. It was good to have some 'white noise' while working, make sure other sounds like silly teenagers with their subwoofers don't stand out too much.
Though, what Paste didn't know was that he had flipped the TV on the Animal Planet channel and it was some kind of 'mating special'.

[M]

“The tiger creeps silently among the foliage, she stops occasionally to release a soft call for any potential males.” The narrator said is a hushed voice as if speaking too loudly would scare the animal away from her primarily task.

“Cut?” M called out, deciding that this time she would announce her presence or face another gun barrel. She walked softly through the unlocked patio door. “Hellooo anyone home?” Great, here Cut keeps complaining she’s always dropping in without telling him and now she’s here and calling his name and no response!

She dropped her backpack onto the floor of the kitchen and chucked her coat onto it. She kicked it to the corner as she raided the pantry for any snacks. With a grin she came out with a cookie in her mouth and the packet in her hand and headed for the front room; where she could hear that the tv was on.

“The tigeress growls softly at the male as he approaches and lashes out at the confused tiger, but she does not chase him off and allows him to mount… eventually. Aggression from the females during mating season is common in felines, from the house cat and fishing cat to the African Lions and, of course Tigers...”

“Holy crap those cats are having sex on tv!” M Exclaimed with a bewildered look on her face. Who would be watching this sort of thing, besides herself of course?

[StantonBros]

Paste jumped from his seat, paperwork flying into the air before he quickly grabbed it all and placed them back in their own neat organized little stacks. He then looked at the television and said "oh dear."
He fumbled with the remote but he only got it to turn down the volume. A small zap came from the remote before it stopped working.
"I'm sorry madam I was just working and..." Paste then looked over at M and asked "oh dear who are... OH, your one of Cut's friends I bet." He got up from his comfy couch and nodded to her, "I'm his brother Paste, nice to meet the one that got away, so to speak." Paste then saw the snacks she had aquired and added, "why, help yourself."

[M]

A flurry of papers caused M to jump out of her skin and she felt the hair on the back of her neck go on end at this strange silvered haired man. Then she suddenly remembered who he was and that long night playing Dungeons and Dragons with her friends, which brought a smile to her face.

“Uh, yeah I’m one of Cut’s friends.” M agreed, realising he didn’t recognise her. “I thought he would be here today..._{What is that?} ... I just thought I’d pop by and hang out. … _{She looks happy.} ... Uh got away? Yeah, I will thanks.” _{That’s big.}” She was struggling to keep her attention onto him; her eyes kept darting back to the TV and muttered under her breath in what was stunned curiosity at the idea that humans would actually make a programme of what essentially was animal porn. It boggled the mind. Why would he be watching – oh… oh!

She suddenly tried to repress a grin. “Oh, I’m sorry, I’m not interrupting something, uhm, private am I?” She ate another cookie.

[StantonBros]

"Well, nothing 'too' private" Paste said placing the papers on his lap, he didn't know what was distracting Cut's friend, "just looking over a few things, examening some important events... Though, just prepairing for the main event in the comming days." Paste then got up from the couch and adjusted his usually trim and tighty dress pants.

"Is there anything you would like to eat in particular madam?" Paste asked putting a few papers in a folder and covering up the rest, "anything to drink?"

Outside, the sun was slowly setting, it's light dimming behind the scenery and adjacent buildings.

[M]

An eyebrow rose as she swallowed the crumbly snack. Well, this will be interesting. She smiled as he adjusted his trousers. Preparing for a big event eh? She wasn’t sure what to make of that, so settled with linking it with his chosen TV show for tonight for her own amusement. M wondered playfully how much she could tease him.

_{"The bull elephant makes an impressive display to the female herd, however it is the matron who decides if he is impressive enough. She lets him know through gestures and touch if he is accepted."}

M put the cookies down and looked like she was musing over his offer of food and drink as she leaned close to him, with one hand sliding down his arm, her head slightly tilted up to him with a coy smile.

“Rrrrreally, enough of this ‘Madam’. Call me Em.” She purred.

[StantonBros]

Paste's eyebrows rose at her name.
"Em, your not that little liger girl are you... tiger... cactus tailed... creature... gah" Pasted tried to remember untill he gave a sigh, "sorry, I cant remember what you are exactly, I'm a lawyer not a mythological historian."
Paste then got out a glass of water to refresh himself with.
"I appologise, I don't usually hang around with the local wildlife unless its for 'buissness'. In which I have to keep secret so I cant really talk about it now can I?"
Paste then pulled out a carton of milk before looking out the glass sliding doors to see the sun finaly set behind the scenery.
"So, do you transform with the day and night cycles or can you just transform whenever you like?"

[M]

“Cactus tail? That’s a new one.” She smiled, “Yeah, manticore cross.” He gave an impressive manoeuvre to get to the kitchen quickly to which M gave a sigh. Playing hard to get or simply naïve? She looked back at the tv, the narrator still speaking softly and explaining various animal’s mating habits.

“Local wildlife? You seem to be enjoying their company enough so I can see why you would keep it a secret. Though watching it on tv is a new one to me, partly not when it sounds like you have plenty of ‘contacts’ and ack!”

There was a soft sound of movement then-

THUD

“Damn daylight savings.”

M struggled in her now too small clothes, she had been a little distracted to realise that the sun had set until it was too late. M was too slow to finish taking her clothes off to avoid ruining them and now the large feline were tangled up. She was laying on her front, but both her forepaws was wrapped up in her jumper, however she had managed to get her trousers mostly off and they were down her ankles, but she couldn’t seem to step out of them in her current state, or else she would properly fall over. Her tail wagged angrily.

Well this was embarrassing.

“Uh, yeah I have no control with the transformation. _{Unfortunately}. Good guess.” She tried to hold onto the conversation while still struggling out of her binds.

[StantonBros]

"Watching what on TV" Paste asked, but it was ignored as he saw the Manticore now on his floor, "oh dear." Paste got on his knees to assist in the struggling Sphinx creature, though it was just as difficult as putting a collar on a cat.

"I should probably be wearing protection" Paste mumbled as he desperately tried to avoid her claws, grabbing on to the shirt.

"How do you even get this stuff off without assistance?" Paste asked once more struggling to get the struggling Manticore's shirt off while muttering demands of her lifting a certain paw up or to stop struggling.

[M]

M wasn’t very good at following instructions as she struggled in her clothes, getting more frustrated and complaining, even with Paste’s help and not keeping in mind to keep her claws in.

“I am lifting it- I can’t move it that way- I’m not struggling that much – I am leaning right… oh that right – Don’t rip it, it’s the only one I have! - You stop struggling.”

With another wiggle, trying to get the top off over her head, she fell onto her side heavily.

“Oh for –“

She lay still for a moment, cursing under her breath and her quill tail thumping the floor.

“Well, it’s easier with thumbs and looser clothes. So normally I take them off before I change, I, uh, got distracted I guess.” Her cheeks flushed red slightly, this was humiliating.

She suddenly kicked out her back legs to try one last time to dislodge those pesky trousers.

[StantonBros]

Paste was 'still' having difficulty even with her on her side. Not to mention that it sounded like one of the arguments he and Cut would have. Still, having her wiggle about finnally got the shirt off, if not a little ruffled around the collar.

"Alright, now promise me not to thrash your tail around" Paste said to her as he tried to get the trousers off. But the problem was, her legs were manticore legs and had a few more bends in them. He even had to grab her tail to prevent her from stinging him, though it was more of an instinct thing than anything concious.

Still, he tried to tug at her pants at her ankles and even tried to get her underwear off, which made him blush a bit, even though he was taking it off of a Manticore, flashes of M nude in her human form came to his mind.

[M]

M’s hair held a static cling to it and was messier then normal, but she was free of the shirt! Now to make these trousers let go too!

“I’ll try, but it has a mind of its own sometimes.” The manticore tried not to struggle too much, as it wasn’t nearly as annoying as having her front paws trapped, but she still put up as much of a fuss as ever and those trousers still refuse to let go! M rolled onto her back, holding her legs in the air, just as Paste started trying to take off her underwear; she didn’t think she had been groped so much in her life! Lifting her head she could see Paste concentrating on helping her strip and her cheeks suddenly felt flushed.

“Ugh! I am never wearing clothes again!” She pouted her tail giving another wag in annoyance at her cursed life.

[StantonBros]

"Oh, please don't say that" Paste mumbled at her most recent comment, trying to get the Mantacore's pants off, but it was soon that the tail wagged too close. Paste tried to frantically scoot out of the way of it but fell onto M, face to face.
He looked deep into her eyes and blushed, it was still her face and the images of her human form nude still rushed through his mind.

"Uhhhhhhhh" Paste mumbled before trying to get himself off her. He pulled his hand to prop him up but saw that both the pants and the underwear was off her and in his hand.

"Look, finnally got it off" Paste said with a nerverious smile, his feet starting to waiver into a wobbly shadow.

[M]

M was about to reply curtly but was cut short from suddenly becoming very close to this man. She was surprised at first then found it amusing how red his face had become while ignoring her own still rose tinted cheeks.

She looked at the ‘prize’ in his hand and a deep purr unconsciously erupted from her throat and she smiled at him.

“Mmmmurr you did.” She tried putting her paws around him to prevent him from getting up. “Want help getting yours off, and then we can ‘do it like they do on the Discovery Channel’?” She couldn’t help but quote those lyrics and wink at Paste, trying to look as seducing as a 400lb, toothy Manticore could be.

[StantonBros]

"Wait, what?" Paste said, his entire face about to turned red, he then glanced at the 'scene' that was being played out on the television.

"OH MY" he said in a pronounced tone.

It all came to mind now.